In our partnership, “coiff alert” is an inside joke. Although not anymore, I guess.
The point is that someone who has a really, really bad hair problem maybe isn’t terribly self aware.
So here’s the problem:
Evan Bayh has hair like John Edwards when he was 12.
Tim Kaine has hair like Dilbert’s boss.
Joe Biden has hair like the guy down at the boat shop who used to have hair but now combs it over and wraps it around his head.
(Update: although I scooped Politico on the whole hair issue, read a much more in-depth treatment of the presumptive VP nominees, uh, treatment here.)
The hair favorite is definitely Gov. Sebelius. Outstanding, especially in a state known for the mullet.